so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
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haha, not fake at all.. the "worse" part is that my mom called me when i was out and said that she was going to wash the sheets.. i said alright and hung up. then realized a few minutes later that it was behind my pillow and called back to say that i would do them when i got home and she said dad already got them... and hung up
don't most girls have vibrators?
its not as bad as being caught using it anyway :P
My little brother left his fleshlight out to dry so yea it happens. Glad I was not home.
10 09- great you think that, but its published- so life would be better if you had constructive input, or no input at all.
i've done that. i got a whole biblical talk about how its not good for you
You'd have to elaborate on what could be much worse than that? Leaving it on your grandma's bedside table in her denture glass?
at least ur grandma didnt find it and ask ur dad about it, which then he had to lie and tell her it was for massaging ur bad knee....yes, my dad told my senile grandma that my vibrator was for massaging my knees....my life is fucked up
What's worse? Did you accidently leave it in you and it fell out at church?