Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
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Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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