its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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