Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
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hhaahahaha! you americans are nuts!
I totally have this on my ipod. It 's my ring tone on my best friends phone. How can you not want to hear a song that's filled with cymbals and freedom? With such a crashing crescendo it'd be hard NOT to cum.
there's a GOP vote right there.
Err I meant Re pube lick can.
Did he wear a red, white, and blue rubber?
better than the Halo theme song. LOL
Was it the Ray Charles version? I know it gets ME all hot down there every time.
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Just download the Iraqui National Anthem, and watch him stab you all night long!
that is by far the funniest shit I have ever heard hahaha
"and I'd gladly, stand up, and cum in you"
There ain't no doubt I love this land.
rofl that is hilarious
i think this is an FML......
"This is something I can imagine Stephen Colbert (the character) doing."
Yeah someone should send this to his team of writers, I want to see something related on the show.
Haha no one else should vote bad so it stays 6959. Awesome
Yikes. Why are you doing it with a Rebublican? Could be a closet case.
I just see Glenn Beck crying "I... I just love this country so much!"
Man, what a fucking zoo this place is.
"That would ruin that song for me."
I definitely know this guy. hah
Oh my... this whole conversation is one big hilarious laugh for me.
1:58, why would you assume it was a republican? is that because only republicans love america? makes sense...
"Were you fucking Danny Gokey?"
Were you fucking Stephen Colbert by any chance?
hell yea MN represent! were some good ol' wholesome midwest folk! hahahaha
first off he has to be a redneck i mean they guy clearly wanted to shoot off his gun in celebration for his country. now the only question is did you saloute your fellow country men lol. What a brave little soldier lol
"where at least i know im free"
i swear to god i know this guy hahah.. 651 represent!
how is this a bad night?? Thats fucking awesome.
I agree...who HAS that on their iTunes...? And that is just weird. That would ruin that song for me.
Were you fucking Danny Gokey?
Minnesota is gangstaaaa
"Were you fucking Danny Gokey?" lol.
Yeah, it was Danny Gokey. LOL
Disgusting. Why would you listen to patriotic crap. It has its place, but honestly? It's like how Christmas carols are only played part of the year. My boyfriend doesn't cum to Rudolph. The first duty of a citizen is to rise up against the government when the government is wrong. If I was a guy, mindless patriotism would be a definite boner shrinker.
Of course your boyfriend doesn't cum to Rudolph, he's too busy Not cumming to you
Were you porking Toby Keith?
"Jesus, and other patriots"
You're my hero.
I'm a proud American... U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
This has to be one of the saddest endings to a sex story in the history of stories about sex to music... What a tool.
I cannot find a funnier text on this whole site. I die every time I read it. God Bless this guy for providing me with endless entertainment.
that'd only happen to me.
Hey, you can love your country, just don't loooove your country. Know what I'm sayin'?
Jesus, and other patriots
This is something I can imagine Stephen Colbert (the character) doing.
That's a true patriot, son.
That's what you get for fucking Sean Hannity.
He was actually a stripmall security guard. The song reminded him of his uncle initiating him into his "secret club".
I could see my boy doing this. So, the Iraqi national anthem it is.
W.W.G.O.P.D.? What would the GOP do? Play the national anthem on their ipods. P.S. Run the fuck away if you ever meet someone with the national anthem on his/her ipod
notice how everyone is in agreement that it's the conservative republicans who are patriotic and would have that song, and that the liberal democrats either outright hate this country, or at least don't show pride and enthusiasm in it?
...Heh... funny. But I have to say I agree. Thanks for finally admitting it!
who has "God Bless the USA" on their iTunes to begin with?
minnesota representttt! hahahahha
what can i say that man REALLY loves America, get that man an applepie and some mexican workers!
LOL @ "who has "God Bless the USA" on their iTunes to begin with?" So true!
All most guys would need is a flag over the face with that song playing....Do it for the Stars and Stripes
I have at least 6 friends who this could be.
we're so classy in minnesnowta.
well, he's a good patriotic guy that loves his country a little innapropriately. but it'll be okay
Sounds like this guy's one true love is AMERICA! The way it should be...
I love the persons comment above that says "do it for the stars and stripes" bahahaha LMAO ... that shit had me cracking up seriously. I couldnt even imagine if that happened. Id probably start laughing to be honest. HAHA
haha this is the first one i've read that made me bust out laughing
There goes a true patriot