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  • hhaahahaha! you americans are nuts!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:45pm
  • I totally have this on my ipod. It 's my ring tone on my best friends phone. How can you not want to hear a song that's filled with cymbals and freedom? With such a crashing crescendo it'd be hard NOT to cum.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 6:10pm
  • there's a GOP vote right there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 12:46am
  • Err I meant Re pube lick can.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 2:54am
  • Did he wear a red, white, and blue rubber?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 3:11am
  • better than the Halo theme song. LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 5:47pm
  • Was it the Ray Charles version? I know it gets ME all hot down there every time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:40am
  • Introducing an all new method for controlling premature ejaculation. Just download the Iraqui National Anthem, and watch him stab you all night long!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 8:17pm
  • that is by far the funniest shit I have ever heard hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 3:40pm
  • "and I'd gladly, stand up, and cum in you"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:38pm
  • There ain't no doubt I love this land.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:53pm
  • rofl that is hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 2:15am
  • i think this is an FML......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:51am
  • "This is something I can imagine Stephen Colbert (the character) doing." Yeah someone should send this to his team of writers, I want to see something related on the show.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 6:06am
  • Haha no one else should vote bad so it stays 6959. Awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:53pm
  • Yikes. Why are you doing it with a Rebublican? Could be a closet case.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 1:58am
  • I just see Glenn Beck crying "I... I just love this country so much!" Man, what a fucking zoo this place is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 12:38am
  • "That would ruin that song for me." facepalm.jpg

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 3:39am
  • I definitely know this guy. hah

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 2:21am
  • Oh my... this whole conversation is one big hilarious laugh for me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 4:50pm
  • 1:58, why would you assume it was a republican? is that because only republicans love america? makes sense...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 5:47pm
  • "Were you fucking Danny Gokey?" LMAO

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 8:24am
  • Were you fucking Stephen Colbert by any chance?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:04am
  • hell yea MN represent! were some good ol' wholesome midwest folk! hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 6:12am
  • first off he has to be a redneck i mean they guy clearly wanted to shoot off his gun in celebration for his country. now the only question is did you saloute your fellow country men lol. What a brave little soldier lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 8:33pm
  • "where at least i know im free"

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 9:31pm
  • i swear to god i know this guy hahah.. 651 represent!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 4:58pm
  • SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTERRRRRRRRRRRRR

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 8:46pm
  • how is this a bad night?? Thats fucking awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 3:06pm
  • I agree...who HAS that on their iTunes...? And that is just weird. That would ruin that song for me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 10:43am
  • Were you fucking Danny Gokey?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 9:24pm
  • Minnesota is gangstaaaa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:48am
  • "Were you fucking Danny Gokey?" lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:32am
  • Yeah, it was Danny Gokey. LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 12:09am
  • Disgusting. Why would you listen to patriotic crap. It has its place, but honestly? It's like how Christmas carols are only played part of the year. My boyfriend doesn't cum to Rudolph. The first duty of a citizen is to rise up against the government when the government is wrong. If I was a guy, mindless patriotism would be a definite boner shrinker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:17pm
    • Of course your boyfriend doesn't cum to Rudolph, he's too busy Not cumming to you

      Submitted by TeddyBearKnight on Dec 30, 11 at 5:45pm
  • Were you porking Toby Keith?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 12:07pm
  • "Jesus, and other patriots" You're my hero.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 3:42pm
  • I'm a proud American... U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 3:34pm
  • This has to be one of the saddest endings to a sex story in the history of stories about sex to music... What a tool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:12pm
  • I cannot find a funnier text on this whole site. I die every time I read it. God Bless this guy for providing me with endless entertainment.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:13pm
  • that'd only happen to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 6:28am
  • hahahahahahahahaahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:23pm
  • Hey, you can love your country, just don't loooove your country. Know what I'm sayin'?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 2:03am
  • Jesus, and other patriots

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 11:35pm
  • This is something I can imagine Stephen Colbert (the character) doing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 6:47pm
  • That's a true patriot, son.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:31pm
  • That's what you get for fucking Sean Hannity.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 11:33pm
  • He was actually a stripmall security guard. The song reminded him of his uncle initiating him into his "secret club".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:24pm
  • I could see my boy doing this. So, the Iraqi national anthem it is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 8:40pm
  • W.W.G.O.P.D.? What would the GOP do? Play the national anthem on their ipods. P.S. Run the fuck away if you ever meet someone with the national anthem on his/her ipod

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 3:45am
  • notice how everyone is in agreement that it's the conservative republicans who are patriotic and would have that song, and that the liberal democrats either outright hate this country, or at least don't show pride and enthusiasm in it? ...Heh... funny. But I have to say I agree. Thanks for finally admitting it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:49pm
  • who has "God Bless the USA" on their iTunes to begin with?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 11:28pm
  • minnesota representttt! hahahahha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:20am
  • what can i say that man REALLY loves America, get that man an applepie and some mexican workers!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:19pm
  • LOL @ "who has "God Bless the USA" on their iTunes to begin with?" So true!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:59pm
  • All most guys would need is a flag over the face with that song playing....Do it for the Stars and Stripes

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 2:42am
  • I have at least 6 friends who this could be.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 7:22pm
  • we're so classy in minnesnowta.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:11am
  • well, he's a good patriotic guy that loves his country a little innapropriately. but it'll be okay

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:51am
  • Sounds like this guy's one true love is AMERICA! The way it should be...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 4:52pm
  • I love the persons comment above that says "do it for the stars and stripes" bahahaha LMAO ... that shit had me cracking up seriously. I couldnt even imagine if that happened. Id probably start laughing to be honest. HAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 4:19pm
  • haha this is the first one i've read that made me bust out laughing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:47am
  • There goes a true patriot

    Submitted by TeddyBearKnight on Dec 30, 11 at 5:55pm