Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
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hhaahahaha! you americans are nuts!
there's a GOP vote right there.
I totally have this on my ipod. It 's my ring tone on my best friends phone. How can you not want to hear a song that's filled with cymbals and freedom? With such a crashing crescendo it'd be hard NOT to cum.
Err I meant Re pube lick can.
Did he wear a red, white, and blue rubber?
better than the Halo theme song. LOL
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Just download the Iraqui National Anthem, and watch him stab you all night long!
Was it the Ray Charles version? I know it gets ME all hot down there every time.
"and I'd gladly, stand up, and cum in you"
i think this is an FML......
"This is something I can imagine Stephen Colbert (the character) doing."
Yeah someone should send this to his team of writers, I want to see something related on the show.
rofl that is hilarious
There ain't no doubt I love this land.
that is by far the funniest shit I have ever heard hahaha
Yikes. Why are you doing it with a Rebublican? Could be a closet case.
"That would ruin that song for me."
I definitely know this guy. hah
Haha no one else should vote bad so it stays 6959. Awesome
I just see Glenn Beck crying "I... I just love this country so much!"
Man, what a fucking zoo this place is.
"Were you fucking Danny Gokey?"
Oh my... this whole conversation is one big hilarious laugh for me.
1:58, why would you assume it was a republican? is that because only republicans love america? makes sense...
Were you fucking Stephen Colbert by any chance?
hell yea MN represent! were some good ol' wholesome midwest folk! hahahaha
first off he has to be a redneck i mean they guy clearly wanted to shoot off his gun in celebration for his country. now the only question is did you saloute your fellow country men lol. What a brave little soldier lol
"where at least i know im free"
I agree...who HAS that on their iTunes...? And that is just weird. That would ruin that song for me.
how is this a bad night?? Thats fucking awesome.
i swear to god i know this guy hahah.. 651 represent!
Were you porking Toby Keith?
Were you fucking Danny Gokey?
"Jesus, and other patriots"
You're my hero.
Disgusting. Why would you listen to patriotic crap. It has its place, but honestly? It's like how Christmas carols are only played part of the year. My boyfriend doesn't cum to Rudolph. The first duty of a citizen is to rise up against the government when the government is wrong. If I was a guy, mindless patriotism would be a definite boner shrinker.
Of course your boyfriend doesn't cum to Rudolph, he's too busy Not cumming to you
"Were you fucking Danny Gokey?" lol.
Jesus, and other patriots
Minnesota is gangstaaaa
Hey, you can love your country, just don't loooove your country. Know what I'm sayin'?
This has to be one of the saddest endings to a sex story in the history of stories about sex to music... What a tool.
I cannot find a funnier text on this whole site. I die every time I read it. God Bless this guy for providing me with endless entertainment.
Yeah, it was Danny Gokey. LOL
I'm a proud American... U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
W.W.G.O.P.D.? What would the GOP do? Play the national anthem on their ipods. P.S. Run the fuck away if you ever meet someone with the national anthem on his/her ipod
This is something I can imagine Stephen Colbert (the character) doing.
That's a true patriot, son.
That's what you get for fucking Sean Hannity.
He was actually a stripmall security guard. The song reminded him of his uncle initiating him into his "secret club".
notice how everyone is in agreement that it's the conservative republicans who are patriotic and would have that song, and that the liberal democrats either outright hate this country, or at least don't show pride and enthusiasm in it?
...Heh... funny. But I have to say I agree. Thanks for finally admitting it!
I could see my boy doing this. So, the Iraqi national anthem it is.
that'd only happen to me.
minnesota representttt! hahahahha
All most guys would need is a flag over the face with that song playing....Do it for the Stars and Stripes
what can i say that man REALLY loves America, get that man an applepie and some mexican workers!
who has "God Bless the USA" on their iTunes to begin with?
I have at least 6 friends who this could be.
we're so classy in minnesnowta.
LOL @ "who has "God Bless the USA" on their iTunes to begin with?" So true!
Sounds like this guy's one true love is AMERICA! The way it should be...
well, he's a good patriotic guy that loves his country a little innapropriately. but it'll be okay
I love the persons comment above that says "do it for the stars and stripes" bahahaha LMAO ... that shit had me cracking up seriously. I couldnt even imagine if that happened. Id probably start laughing to be honest. HAHA
haha this is the first one i've read that made me bust out laughing
There goes a true patriot