Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
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hhaahahaha! you americans are nuts!
there's a GOP vote right there.
I totally have this on my ipod. It 's my ring tone on my best friends phone. How can you not want to hear a song that's filled with cymbals and freedom? With such a crashing crescendo it'd be hard NOT to cum.
Err I meant Re pube lick can.
Did he wear a red, white, and blue rubber?
better than the Halo theme song. LOL
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Just download the Iraqui National Anthem, and watch him stab you all night long!
"This is something I can imagine Stephen Colbert (the character) doing."
Yeah someone should send this to his team of writers, I want to see something related on the show.
There ain't no doubt I love this land.
rofl that is hilarious
Was it the Ray Charles version? I know it gets ME all hot down there every time.
"and I'd gladly, stand up, and cum in you"
i think this is an FML......
Yikes. Why are you doing it with a Rebublican? Could be a closet case.
"That would ruin that song for me."
I definitely know this guy. hah
that is by far the funniest shit I have ever heard hahaha
Haha no one else should vote bad so it stays 6959. Awesome
"Were you fucking Danny Gokey?"
I just see Glenn Beck crying "I... I just love this country so much!"
Man, what a fucking zoo this place is.
Oh my... this whole conversation is one big hilarious laugh for me.
1:58, why would you assume it was a republican? is that because only republicans love america? makes sense...
first off he has to be a redneck i mean they guy clearly wanted to shoot off his gun in celebration for his country. now the only question is did you saloute your fellow country men lol. What a brave little soldier lol
Were you fucking Stephen Colbert by any chance?
how is this a bad night?? Thats fucking awesome.
hell yea MN represent! were some good ol' wholesome midwest folk! hahahaha
i swear to god i know this guy hahah.. 651 represent!
I agree...who HAS that on their iTunes...? And that is just weird. That would ruin that song for me.
"where at least i know im free"
"Jesus, and other patriots"
You're my hero.
Were you fucking Danny Gokey?
Jesus, and other patriots
Were you porking Toby Keith?
Disgusting. Why would you listen to patriotic crap. It has its place, but honestly? It's like how Christmas carols are only played part of the year. My boyfriend doesn't cum to Rudolph. The first duty of a citizen is to rise up against the government when the government is wrong. If I was a guy, mindless patriotism would be a definite boner shrinker.
Of course your boyfriend doesn't cum to Rudolph, he's too busy Not cumming to you
I cannot find a funnier text on this whole site. I die every time I read it. God Bless this guy for providing me with endless entertainment.
"Were you fucking Danny Gokey?" lol.
Minnesota is gangstaaaa
W.W.G.O.P.D.? What would the GOP do? Play the national anthem on their ipods. P.S. Run the fuck away if you ever meet someone with the national anthem on his/her ipod
This has to be one of the saddest endings to a sex story in the history of stories about sex to music... What a tool.
Hey, you can love your country, just don't loooove your country. Know what I'm sayin'?
That's what you get for fucking Sean Hannity.
I'm a proud American... U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
I could see my boy doing this. So, the Iraqi national anthem it is.
Yeah, it was Danny Gokey. LOL
notice how everyone is in agreement that it's the conservative republicans who are patriotic and would have that song, and that the liberal democrats either outright hate this country, or at least don't show pride and enthusiasm in it?
...Heh... funny. But I have to say I agree. Thanks for finally admitting it!
That's a true patriot, son.
This is something I can imagine Stephen Colbert (the character) doing.
who has "God Bless the USA" on their iTunes to begin with?
He was actually a stripmall security guard. The song reminded him of his uncle initiating him into his "secret club".
minnesota representttt! hahahahha
that'd only happen to me.
All most guys would need is a flag over the face with that song playing....Do it for the Stars and Stripes
LOL @ "who has "God Bless the USA" on their iTunes to begin with?" So true!
what can i say that man REALLY loves America, get that man an applepie and some mexican workers!
Sounds like this guy's one true love is AMERICA! The way it should be...
I have at least 6 friends who this could be.
we're so classy in minnesnowta.
well, he's a good patriotic guy that loves his country a little innapropriately. but it'll be okay
I love the persons comment above that says "do it for the stars and stripes" bahahaha LMAO ... that shit had me cracking up seriously. I couldnt even imagine if that happened. Id probably start laughing to be honest. HAHA
haha this is the first one i've read that made me bust out laughing
There goes a true patriot