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  • 68 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:38pm

    "and I'd gladly, stand up, and cum in you"

  • 65 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 2:54am

    Err I meant Re pube lick can.

  • 65 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 6:06am

    "This is something I can imagine Stephen Colbert (the character) doing." Yeah someone should send this to his team of writers, I want to see something related on the show.

  • 51 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 3:11am

    Did he wear a red, white, and blue rubber?

  • 50 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 12:46am

    there's a GOP vote right there.

  • 64 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 12:38am

    I just see Glenn Beck crying "I... I just love this country so much!" Man, what a fucking zoo this place is.

  • 47 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 8:17pm

    Introducing an all new method for controlling premature ejaculation. Just download the Iraqui National Anthem, and watch him stab you all night long!

  • 57 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:04am

    Were you fucking Stephen Colbert by any chance?

  • 49 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 6:10pm

    I totally have this on my ipod. It 's my ring tone on my best friends phone. How can you not want to hear a song that's filled with cymbals and freedom? With such a crashing crescendo it'd be hard NOT to cum.

  • 50 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:53pm

    Haha no one else should vote bad so it stays 6959. Awesome

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:51am

    i think this is an FML......

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 4:58pm

    i swear to god i know this guy hahah.. 651 represent!

  • 62 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 3:06pm

    how is this a bad night?? Thats fucking awesome.

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:49pm

    notice how everyone is in agreement that it's the conservative republicans who are patriotic and would have that song, and that the liberal democrats either outright hate this country, or at least don't show pride and enthusiasm in it? ...Heh... funny. But I have to say I agree. Thanks for finally admitting it!

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 6:47pm

    This is something I can imagine Stephen Colbert (the character) doing.

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 5:47pm

    better than the Halo theme song. LOL

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:12pm

    This has to be one of the saddest endings to a sex story in the history of stories about sex to music... What a tool.

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 3:40pm

    that is by far the funniest shit I have ever heard hahaha

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 1:58am

    Yikes. Why are you doing it with a Rebublican? Could be a closet case.

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 12:09am

    Yeah, it was Danny Gokey. LOL

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:31pm

    That's a true patriot, son.

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 4:50pm

    Oh my... this whole conversation is one big hilarious laugh for me.

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:17pm

    Disgusting. Why would you listen to patriotic crap. It has its place, but honestly? It's like how Christmas carols are only played part of the year. My boyfriend doesn't cum to Rudolph. The first duty of a citizen is to rise up against the government when the government is wrong. If I was a guy, mindless patriotism would be a definite boner shrinker.

    • 29 42
      Submitted by TeddyBearKnight on Dec 30, 11 at 5:45pm

      Of course your boyfriend doesn't cum to Rudolph, he's too busy Not cumming to you

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 9:24pm

    Were you fucking Danny Gokey?

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:48am

    Minnesota is gangstaaaa

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:23pm

    hahahahahahahahaahahaha

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:53pm

    There ain't no doubt I love this land.

  • 39 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:40am

    Was it the Ray Charles version? I know it gets ME all hot down there every time.

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 3:39am

    "That would ruin that song for me." facepalm.jpg

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 2:03am

    Hey, you can love your country, just don't loooove your country. Know what I'm sayin'?

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 6:28am

    that'd only happen to me.

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 2:15am

    rofl that is hilarious

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 6:12am

    hell yea MN represent! were some good ol' wholesome midwest folk! hahahaha

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:24pm

    He was actually a stripmall security guard. The song reminded him of his uncle initiating him into his "secret club".

  • 47 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 8:40pm

    I could see my boy doing this. So, the Iraqi national anthem it is.

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:32am

    "Were you fucking Danny Gokey?" lol.

  • 37 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 9:31pm

    "where at least i know im free"

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 7:22pm

    I have at least 6 friends who this could be.

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 8:46pm

    SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTERRRRRRRRRRRRR

  • 42 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 3:34pm

    I'm a proud American... U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:47am

    haha this is the first one i've read that made me bust out laughing

  • 47 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 8:24am

    "Were you fucking Danny Gokey?" LMAO

  • 34 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:45pm

    hhaahahaha! you americans are nuts!

  • 43 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:19pm

    what can i say that man REALLY loves America, get that man an applepie and some mexican workers!

  • 40 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:20am

    minnesota representttt! hahahahha

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:13pm

    I cannot find a funnier text on this whole site. I die every time I read it. God Bless this guy for providing me with endless entertainment.

  • 31 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 3:42pm

    "Jesus, and other patriots" You're my hero.

  • 30 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 10:43am

    I agree...who HAS that on their iTunes...? And that is just weird. That would ruin that song for me.

  • 44 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 3:45am

    W.W.G.O.P.D.? What would the GOP do? Play the national anthem on their ipods. P.S. Run the fuck away if you ever meet someone with the national anthem on his/her ipod

  • 33 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:59pm

    LOL @ "who has "God Bless the USA" on their iTunes to begin with?" So true!

  • 40 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:11am

    we're so classy in minnesnowta.

  • 45 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 4:19pm

    I love the persons comment above that says "do it for the stars and stripes" bahahaha LMAO ... that shit had me cracking up seriously. I couldnt even imagine if that happened. Id probably start laughing to be honest. HAHA

  • 37 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 12:07pm

    Were you porking Toby Keith?

  • 28 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 11:33pm

    That's what you get for fucking Sean Hannity.

  • 45 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 8:33pm

    first off he has to be a redneck i mean they guy clearly wanted to shoot off his gun in celebration for his country. now the only question is did you saloute your fellow country men lol. What a brave little soldier lol

  • 37 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 2:21am

    I definitely know this guy. hah

  • 35 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 11:28pm

    who has "God Bless the USA" on their iTunes to begin with?

  • 42 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 5:47pm

    1:58, why would you assume it was a republican? is that because only republicans love america? makes sense...

  • 44 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 11:35pm

    Jesus, and other patriots

  • 24 43
    Submitted by TeddyBearKnight on Dec 30, 11 at 5:55pm

    There goes a true patriot

  • 39 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:51am

    well, he's a good patriotic guy that loves his country a little innapropriately. but it'll be okay

  • 31 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 2:42am

    All most guys would need is a flag over the face with that song playing....Do it for the Stars and Stripes

  • 29 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 4:52pm

    Sounds like this guy's one true love is AMERICA! The way it should be...