Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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