we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
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My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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