Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
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We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
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