Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
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lets get the facts straight...now was this a chunky solid throw up? or moreso a liquid excretion?
Yeah eventually.. but it would last way longer than plastic.
I have a bucket in my van I use as a trash can. Last week I was driving home hungover and I was on the freeway and right as I turned onto the off ramp I started to puke. There is nowhere to pull over on an off ramp. When I finished throwing up all I could think about was how happy I was that I had decided to put a trash can I my car. Also my kids where impressed.
it's funny how you're all probably adults and you're arguing like idiots over this.... GET A LIFE
yeah i would've thought the other way around...
I usually use a plastic starbucks cup, then throw it away the next chance I have to stop. This way it can sit in your cupholder rather than sloshing around in a bag that takes on the shape of the vomit.
paper bags do totally leak. i know from experience...
i stopped at a gas station once to grab a PLASTIC bag when i was feeling sick. never got to use it. puked in the parking lot.
Real question is - why not just pull over and puke on the side of the road?
You must have the wrong website. This is "texts From Last Night." FML is the next bookmark over.
sounds like a birthday hangover
I've thrown up in a plastic bag. My stomach acid ate right through the bag... it was like throwing up into nothing! That is why you would choose paper.
If you have time to reach for a bag (paper or plastic), why don't you have time to pull over or roll down the window?
I've had to puke plenty of times while driving and I've always made it to the side of the road. Guess it depeds where you are though - I suppose it would be hard to pull over when you're on the freeway or something.
You'd have to see it if you were puking in a bag... not to mention smell it... gross.
Why would you choose a plastic bag? Grocery bags usually have lil holes in the bottom and probably would leak and/or would be hard to hold open. Paper would stay open pretty easily and probably not make quite as much of a mess.
Maybe you shouldn't drive while puking thing? Ya um good idea ya fuck!
some hangovers don't wait.
paper would get soaked and break, bad choice.
Fuck I can't stand when people say fml or fuck my life. Does anybody remember that thing we called originality?
Just open the door door and puke outside the car. Fuckin' rookies. It's easy.
what 3:07 said.
I don't think it would break. Paper bags are pretty thick, and if they're good enough to hold heavy groceries or lunches, they'd be strong enough to hold some puke for a few miles till she gets to a garbage, haha.
well a plastic bag might leak because theres no support... a paper bag would hold its shape and not spilll.
It'll just soak right threw...its happened to me and plastic is a much better option than paper
5:39 - Who said anything about pulling over? I can drive and puke at the same time son. Like I said, fuckin' rookies.
maybe he didnt want to see his throw up
one word: window. Nothing more epic.
5:45 - o.O FML = Fuck My Life
5:20 - read what was posted at 4:09. Though most of the time you can, there are some times it's not possible.
you mean plastic instead of paper?
I've puked in a paper bag in the car, it lasts about 10 seconds before leaking... not a good idea
I know why, lots of plastic bags have a holy in the bottom seam, it probably leaked all over his lap LOL
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