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  • 69 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:47pm

    Yeah eventually.. but it would last way longer than plastic.

  • 60 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 5:06pm

    lets get the facts straight...now was this a chunky solid throw up? or moreso a liquid excretion?

  • 66 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 4:13pm

    it's funny how you're all probably adults and you're arguing like idiots over this.... GET A LIFE

  • 67 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 4:56am

    I have a bucket in my van I use as a trash can. Last week I was driving home hungover and I was on the freeway and right as I turned onto the off ramp I started to puke. There is nowhere to pull over on an off ramp. When I finished throwing up all I could think about was how happy I was that I had decided to put a trash can I my car. Also my kids where impressed.

  • 61 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:58pm

    I've thrown up in a plastic bag. My stomach acid ate right through the bag... it was like throwing up into nothing! That is why you would choose paper.

  • 57 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:15pm

    yeah i would've thought the other way around...

  • 58 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:58pm

    Real question is - why not just pull over and puke on the side of the road?

  • 51 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 9:18pm

    I usually use a plastic starbucks cup, then throw it away the next chance I have to stop. This way it can sit in your cupholder rather than sloshing around in a bag that takes on the shape of the vomit.

  • 59 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:48pm

    It'll just soak right threw...its happened to me and plastic is a much better option than paper

  • 53 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:13pm

    you mean plastic instead of paper?

  • 49 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 4:09pm

    I've had to puke plenty of times while driving and I've always made it to the side of the road. Guess it depeds where you are though - I suppose it would be hard to pull over when you're on the freeway or something.

  • 52 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:57pm

    what 3:07 said. go away.

  • 56 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:07pm

    You must have the wrong website. This is "texts From Last Night." FML is the next bookmark over.

  • 48 32
    Submitted by Call_Me_Maurice on Oct 19, 10 at 10:11pm

    good nights mean shitty morning.

  • 57 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:38am

    Fuck I can't stand when people say fml or fuck my life. Does anybody remember that thing we called originality?

  • 51 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:06am

    I've puked in a paper bag in the car, it lasts about 10 seconds before leaking... not a good idea

  • 51 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:59am

    well a plastic bag might leak because theres no support... a paper bag would hold its shape and not spilll. im guessing.

  • 52 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:22pm

    Maybe you shouldn't drive while puking thing? Ya um good idea ya fuck!

  • 51 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 5:20pm

    Just open the door door and puke outside the car. Fuckin' rookies. It's easy.

  • 47 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 4:29pm

    maybe he didnt want to see his throw up

  • 54 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:45pm

    paper would get soaked and break, bad choice.

  • 52 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 3:17am

    one word: window. Nothing more epic.

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:04pm

    paper bags do totally leak. i know from experience... i stopped at a gas station once to grab a PLASTIC bag when i was feeling sick. never got to use it. puked in the parking lot.

  • 51 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:23am

    sounds like a birthday hangover

  • 45 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:06pm

    If you have time to reach for a bag (paper or plastic), why don't you have time to pull over or roll down the window?

  • 47 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 5:39pm

    5:20 - read what was posted at 4:09. Though most of the time you can, there are some times it's not possible.

  • 49 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 4:31pm

    You'd have to see it if you were puking in a bag... not to mention smell it... gross.

  • 41 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 4:02pm

    some hangovers don't wait.

  • 47 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:50pm

    I don't think it would break. Paper bags are pretty thick, and if they're good enough to hold heavy groceries or lunches, they'd be strong enough to hold some puke for a few miles till she gets to a garbage, haha.

  • 49 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:21pm

    Why would you choose a plastic bag? Grocery bags usually have lil holes in the bottom and probably would leak and/or would be hard to hold open. Paper would stay open pretty easily and probably not make quite as much of a mess.

  • 45 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:15pm

    5:45 - o.O FML = Fuck My Life

  • 48 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 9:17pm

    I know why, lots of plastic bags have a holy in the bottom seam, it probably leaked all over his lap LOL

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 5:44pm

    5:39 - Who said anything about pulling over? I can drive and puke at the same time son. Like I said, fuckin' rookies.