So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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