You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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