yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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