i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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