Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
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I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
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This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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