Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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