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  • If Lochte meets your girlfriend you have two options.. 1) Get a new girlfriend 2) Punch Lochte in the stomach and hope you can outrun him, but then your girlfriend will be mad you ruined her chances with Lochte.

    Submitted by tg03 on Aug 6, 12 at 2:32pm
  • I'd wager an Olympic athlete could clobber a random drunk guy pretty easily ...just sayin

    Submitted by armchairguru on Aug 6, 12 at 11:11pm
  • I can't decide, is the batman showing joke too soon? I had mixed feelings on that one...

    Submitted by Kamster on Aug 6, 12 at 11:24pm
  • That's the kind of guy that should have went to the batman showing...

    Submitted by dicinabox on Aug 6, 12 at 7:26pm
  • No, he pulled a Phelps.

    Submitted by daspazatron on Aug 7, 12 at 1:18am
  • Why would you try to outrun him? Punch him right in the mouth and knock out that retarded grill. Then proceed to beat his ass.

    Submitted by Thompson11 on Aug 6, 12 at 7:32pm