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    Submitted by tg03 on Aug 6, 12 at 2:32pm

    If Lochte meets your girlfriend you have two options.. 1) Get a new girlfriend 2) Punch Lochte in the stomach and hope you can outrun him, but then your girlfriend will be mad you ruined her chances with Lochte.

  • 43 33
    Submitted by armchairguru on Aug 6, 12 at 11:11pm

    I'd wager an Olympic athlete could clobber a random drunk guy pretty easily ...just sayin

  • 43 40
    Submitted by dicinabox on Aug 6, 12 at 7:26pm

    That's the kind of guy that should have went to the batman showing...

  • 39 34
    Submitted by Kamster on Aug 6, 12 at 11:24pm

    I can't decide, is the batman showing joke too soon? I had mixed feelings on that one...

  • 39 38
    Submitted by daspazatron on Aug 7, 12 at 1:18am

    No, he pulled a Phelps.

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    Submitted by Thompson11 on Aug 6, 12 at 7:32pm

    Why would you try to outrun him? Punch him right in the mouth and knock out that retarded grill. Then proceed to beat his ass.