He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
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If Lochte meets your girlfriend you have two options.. 1) Get a new girlfriend 2) Punch Lochte in the stomach and hope you can outrun him, but then your girlfriend will be mad you ruined her chances with Lochte.
I'd wager an Olympic athlete could clobber a random drunk guy pretty easily ...just sayin
I can't decide, is the batman showing joke too soon? I had mixed feelings on that one...
That's the kind of guy that should have went to the batman showing...
No, he pulled a Phelps.
Why would you try to outrun him? Punch him right in the mouth and knock out that retarded grill. Then proceed to beat his ass.