is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Randomize