yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
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