Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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