No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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