i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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