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  • 44 30
    Submitted by fucktheworld00 on Mar 18, 10 at 12:58pm
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    I'm surprised no one's made a Ke$ha joke yet.

  • 39 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 18, 10 at 11:48am
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    I will haunt the fuck out of whoever says "first!"

  • 42 34
    Submitted by amonymous on Mar 18, 10 at 11:48am
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    Thrust

  • 36 24
    Submitted by masta1080 on Mar 18, 10 at 1:29pm
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    everclear bottle + 2 jugs of red Hawaiian punch..top off with ice = moon juice. fun for everybody

  • 38 28
    Submitted by KD_ on Mar 18, 10 at 11:49am
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    Hygiene people, hygiene.

  • 35 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 18, 10 at 1:17pm
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    thats terrible

  • 35 25
    Submitted by mollie711 on Mar 18, 10 at 1:05pm
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    Me too 12:58

  • 33 25
    Submitted by ShlorenBompson on Mar 18, 10 at 4:41pm
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    it counts as mouthwash, and does a damn fine job. plus you get to swallow it afterward. A+

  • 35 33
    Submitted by LynnZee on Mar 18, 10 at 12:09pm
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    Jessica Simpson?

  • 30 28
    Submitted by flyracing on Mar 18, 10 at 12:32pm
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    Close enough i reckon

  • 28 35
    Submitted by chiowa on Mar 18, 10 at 12:31pm
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    First

  • 28 37
    Submitted by donkeydong on Mar 18, 10 at 12:51pm
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    It can also kill strep throat.

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