I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
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My best friend is named after her dads favorte porn star..... Shes a huge slut
Today, my dad told me I was named after his favorite porn star. FML
Sweety I named you after that porn star because your mom fucked just like her that night
pretty sure that was on FML already
you are a wonderful parent. Im gonna guess that you are a dad lol. I plan on naming my son Thor, merely because if he has my sense of humor one day he would enjoy his name :)
Charisma, Mercedes, Star, Destiny, Jesse, Alisha, Shannon, Jenna
i'm not entirely sure if this means he/she shouldn't have procreated or that pity should be cast upon the child. jenna isn't a bad name at all.
I am sure he has at LEAST sucked her toes as she slept. At most, full on grope/finger of daughter
Alexa is not a popular pornstar name. It's a good girl name
I'm pretty sure donald trump did the same thing
3:14? really? burn in hell for this?
wow...2:47 has successfully implied a disapproving, whiny tone in text. i'm impressed.
Why did you name her Ron Jeremy ??
op here. her name is lexi after lexi belle. now, if i didnt say i got it from a porn star you bleeding vaginas would probably say how cute it is.
Well one day little "China Givegoodhead" will figure it out byherself....
Well, the nice part is you can tell her about her name when you find her, at 13, sucking a dealer's cock for some heroin.
Dude...yer about a fuckin' douche.
Yep definitely already on FML.
if it weren't for the area code, i would SWEAR that this was my cousin!!!!
Aylar is lovely name. =] My name is Genevieve and even though I was named after my grandmother everytime I meet a college age guy its always, "Oh. Like Jenaveve Jolie?"
And 2:20, <3 I caught the reference, even if no one else did.
Or my ex girlfriend...
come sit on Daddies lap
way to go, you should burn in hell
chlmaydia is a beautiful name
Bacon is the best name for a kid
This text wasn't that funny the first time around..
sick people these days. you couldn't name her after the mother, that would be boring.. So why not a porn star. YEAH
Poor little Jenna Savannah Stormy Sunshine
5:52 -- well, you took my favorite.
You people need to have a sense of humor. I laughed out loud.
heyyy pretty sure this is about me! tavia, google it hahah.
Everyone, you need to relax. She'll get him back when she tells her dad that she's actually a whore.
2:08 why do you even visit this website? daddy didn't give you the "love" you needed?
which will be the same day she tells him shes a pornstar
Gross. So you basically have to think about sex whenever you hear your daughters name? You're fucked up. Poor girl.
good one asshole i cant even believe someone would actually have sex with you let alone procreate with you
My roommate was named after a porn star... she didn't turn out too great, either
No, you can only tell her that when you're young and cool. If you're an old man, it's just fucking creepy
i have a friend who named his daughter jennalee after jenna lee jameson
NEVER ever tell her. That's a bit fucked up, and she won't want to know. If my dad told me that, i'd avoid the next fam reunion, def
now, if this theory about a name dictating the course of someone's life is true, i'm sure we can assume that everyone named mary has conceived immaculately and everyone named michael is virtuous...wait a second...
You shouldn't have procreated.
My dad went out with some friends to a strip club 21 yrs ago and they met a stripper named Ashley. My dad liked the name. We always tease my sister Ashley about this.
Could be worse...
They might want to call their kid Eric Cartman.
jenna jameson is cracked out these days
sasha grey, a real actress too now
Jenna is the BEST name! You know that when your future employer looks you up on Google, they will NEVER find you cause they have to get through all the porn Jennas first!
sasha is a lovely name though
i know people who just had a kid and named him Jameson
hahaha...i know a couple michaels...and they're all shitheads.
i named the kid belladonna
My kids middle name is a famous porn star but I picked the name cause it's unique and I like it ... Xiola pronounced zy-oh-la ... her first name is normal though so don't go hating on my parenting.
I like Jameson. I would name my kid after a porn star..I've met a few of them, they happen to be very nice people. Courtney Cummz, Sunny Lane, Sadie West... very sweet girls.
Poor kid... loser parents.
dude, i wish my dad would think of sex every time he heard my name...
I don't think you should've named her after Tila Tequila
debbie did dallas san antonio and maybe parts of oklahoma
if my dad told me that i'd dress up like her and seduce him.
seriously, did you have something to say to me 1158?
That was an fml
That's pretty sad and the implications are kind of wrong.
If the kid's name is Haley Paige, then I totally know who did this text.
Uh, wow. There's a world of difference between giving a child a name because you like it and giving a child a name because its your favorite porn stars name. I pity your child.
I knew a chick once,her mom named her after her favorite porn star and the kid grew up,was frequenter of the government assistance programs,a meth head,a slut, couldn't hold a job,and ended up having three kids of her own with no dad in sight ! Sweet legacy !
My first and middle are after two different porn stars
My names Lexi :) so I think it's an adorable name
Who the fuck cares!! Most fem porn stars have really nice first names. Who's gonna figure it out anyway. Do you people really think there's only one Jenna in the world??? Give me a break!!