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  • My best friend is named after her dads favorte porn star..... Shes a huge slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:56pm
  • Today, my dad told me I was named after his favorite porn star. FML

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:48am
  • pretty sure that was on FML already

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:45am
  • Sweety I named you after that porn star because your mom fucked just like her that night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:33pm
  • you are a wonderful parent. Im gonna guess that you are a dad lol. I plan on naming my son Thor, merely because if he has my sense of humor one day he would enjoy his name :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:48am
  • i'm not entirely sure if this means he/she shouldn't have procreated or that pity should be cast upon the child. jenna isn't a bad name at all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:49am
  • 3:14? really? burn in hell for this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:26pm
  • Alexa is not a popular pornstar name. It's a good girl name

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:51pm
  • I am sure he has at LEAST sucked her toes as she slept. At most, full on grope/finger of daughter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 6:30pm
  • I'm pretty sure donald trump did the same thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:55pm
  • Charisma, Mercedes, Star, Destiny, Jesse, Alisha, Shannon, Jenna

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:31pm
  • wow...2:47 has successfully implied a disapproving, whiny tone in text. i'm impressed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:02pm
  • Why did you name her Ron Jeremy ??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:33pm
  • Well one day little "China Givegoodhead" will figure it out byherself....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:48pm
  • op here. her name is lexi after lexi belle. now, if i didnt say i got it from a porn star you bleeding vaginas would probably say how cute it is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:28pm
  • Well, the nice part is you can tell her about her name when you find her, at 13, sucking a dealer's cock for some heroin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:01pm
  • Dude...yer about a fuckin' douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:38pm
  • Aylar is lovely name. =] My name is Genevieve and even though I was named after my grandmother everytime I meet a college age guy its always, "Oh. Like Jenaveve Jolie?" And 2:20, <3 I caught the reference, even if no one else did.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:54am
  • if it weren't for the area code, i would SWEAR that this was my cousin!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:27pm
  • Yep definitely already on FML.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:58pm
  • Bacon is the best name for a kid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:12pm
  • come sit on Daddies lap

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:24pm
  • Or my ex girlfriend...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:25am
  • way to go, you should burn in hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:14pm
  • chlmaydia is a beautiful name

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:20pm
  • Poor little Jenna Savannah Stormy Sunshine

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:52am
  • This text wasn't that funny the first time around..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:36pm
  • sick people these days. you couldn't name her after the mother, that would be boring.. So why not a porn star. YEAH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:06pm
  • 5:52 -- well, you took my favorite.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:01pm
  • You people need to have a sense of humor. I laughed out loud.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:49pm
  • which will be the same day she tells him shes a pornstar

    Submitted by mikescott on Aug 11, 10 at 7:45pm
  • Everyone, you need to relax. She'll get him back when she tells her dad that she's actually a whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:54pm
  • good one asshole i cant even believe someone would actually have sex with you let alone procreate with you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:08pm
  • Gross. So you basically have to think about sex whenever you hear your daughters name? You're fucked up. Poor girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:48am
  • heyyy pretty sure this is about me! tavia, google it hahah.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:40pm
  • 2:08 why do you even visit this website? daddy didn't give you the "love" you needed?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:11pm
  • You shouldn't have procreated.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:44am
  • No, you can only tell her that when you're young and cool. If you're an old man, it's just fucking creepy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:16pm
  • NEVER ever tell her. That's a bit fucked up, and she won't want to know. If my dad told me that, i'd avoid the next fam reunion, def

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:19pm
  • My roommate was named after a porn star... she didn't turn out too great, either

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:27pm
  • i have a friend who named his daughter jennalee after jenna lee jameson

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:17pm
  • sasha grey, a real actress too now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:19pm
  • Jenna is the BEST name! You know that when your future employer looks you up on Google, they will NEVER find you cause they have to get through all the porn Jennas first!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:25pm
  • Could be worse... They might want to call their kid Eric Cartman.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:52am
  • jenna jameson is cracked out these days

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:21pm
  • now, if this theory about a name dictating the course of someone's life is true, i'm sure we can assume that everyone named mary has conceived immaculately and everyone named michael is virtuous...wait a second...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:03pm
  • i know people who just had a kid and named him Jameson

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:50pm
  • My dad went out with some friends to a strip club 21 yrs ago and they met a stripper named Ashley. My dad liked the name. We always tease my sister Ashley about this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:18am
  • sasha is a lovely name though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:15pm
  • hahaha...i know a couple michaels...and they're all shitheads.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:18pm
  • I like Jameson. I would name my kid after a porn star..I've met a few of them, they happen to be very nice people. Courtney Cummz, Sunny Lane, Sadie West... very sweet girls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:36pm
  • Poor kid... loser parents.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:09pm
  • dude, i wish my dad would think of sex every time he heard my name...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:51am
  • i named the kid belladonna

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 8:21am
  • My kids middle name is a famous porn star but I picked the name cause it's unique and I like it ... Xiola pronounced zy-oh-la ... her first name is normal though so don't go hating on my parenting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:22pm
  • I don't think you should've named her after Tila Tequila

    Submitted by haha_wait_wat on Apr 29, 11 at 6:04am
  • debbie did dallas san antonio and maybe parts of oklahoma

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:15pm
  • if my dad told me that i'd dress up like her and seduce him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:23pm
  • That was an fml

    Submitted by Ferry95 on Jul 23, 10 at 11:57pm
  • That's pretty sad and the implications are kind of wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:47am
  • seriously, did you have something to say to me 1158?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:09pm
  • Uh, wow. There's a world of difference between giving a child a name because you like it and giving a child a name because its your favorite porn stars name. I pity your child.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:45am
  • If the kid's name is Haley Paige, then I totally know who did this text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:48pm
  • I knew a chick once,her mom named her after her favorite porn star and the kid grew up,was frequenter of the government assistance programs,a meth head,a slut, couldn't hold a job,and ended up having three kids of her own with no dad in sight ! Sweet legacy !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:18pm
  • My first and middle are after two different porn stars

    Submitted by bearhugger on Jun 15, 11 at 10:39am
  • My names Lexi :) so I think it's an adorable name

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:27pm
  • Who the fuck cares!! Most fem porn stars have really nice first names. Who's gonna figure it out anyway. Do you people really think there's only one Jenna in the world??? Give me a break!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:20pm