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  • 38 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:48am

    Today, my dad told me I was named after his favorite porn star. FML

  • 34 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:45am

    pretty sure that was on FML already

  • 36 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:31pm

    Charisma, Mercedes, Star, Destiny, Jesse, Alisha, Shannon, Jenna

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 6:30pm

    I am sure he has at LEAST sucked her toes as she slept. At most, full on grope/finger of daughter

  • 33 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:26pm

    3:14? really? burn in hell for this?

  • 40 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:56pm

    My best friend is named after her dads favorte porn star..... Shes a huge slut

  • 34 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:58pm

    Yep definitely already on FML.

  • 36 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:33pm

    Why did you name her Ron Jeremy ??

  • 27 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:06pm

    sick people these days. you couldn't name her after the mother, that would be boring.. So why not a porn star. YEAH

  • 34 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:33pm

    Sweety I named you after that porn star because your mom fucked just like her that night

  • 32 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:01pm

    Well, the nice part is you can tell her about her name when you find her, at 13, sucking a dealer's cock for some heroin.

  • 37 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:27pm

    if it weren't for the area code, i would SWEAR that this was my cousin!!!!

  • 39 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:51pm

    Alexa is not a popular pornstar name. It's a good girl name

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:28pm

    op here. her name is lexi after lexi belle. now, if i didnt say i got it from a porn star you bleeding vaginas would probably say how cute it is.

  • 29 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:01pm

    5:52 -- well, you took my favorite.

  • 28 34
    Submitted by mikescott on Aug 11, 10 at 7:45pm

    which will be the same day she tells him shes a pornstar

  • 32 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:48am

    you are a wonderful parent. Im gonna guess that you are a dad lol. I plan on naming my son Thor, merely because if he has my sense of humor one day he would enjoy his name :)

  • 33 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:38pm

    Dude...yer about a fuckin' douche.

  • 36 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:24pm

    come sit on Daddies lap

  • 29 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:14pm

    way to go, you should burn in hell

  • 32 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:02pm

    wow...2:47 has successfully implied a disapproving, whiny tone in text. i'm impressed.

  • 26 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:54am

    Aylar is lovely name. =] My name is Genevieve and even though I was named after my grandmother everytime I meet a college age guy its always, "Oh. Like Jenaveve Jolie?" And 2:20, <3 I caught the reference, even if no one else did.

  • 28 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:20pm

    chlmaydia is a beautiful name

  • 30 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:25am

    Or my ex girlfriend...

  • 24 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:48pm

    Well one day little "China Givegoodhead" will figure it out byherself....

  • 27 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:27pm

    My roommate was named after a porn star... she didn't turn out too great, either

  • 28 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:49am

    i'm not entirely sure if this means he/she shouldn't have procreated or that pity should be cast upon the child. jenna isn't a bad name at all.

  • 27 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:44am

    You shouldn't have procreated.

  • 26 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:19pm

    sasha grey, a real actress too now

  • 24 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:40pm

    heyyy pretty sure this is about me! tavia, google it hahah.

  • 27 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:12pm

    Bacon is the best name for a kid

  • 27 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:52am

    Poor little Jenna Savannah Stormy Sunshine

  • 28 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:36pm

    This text wasn't that funny the first time around..

  • 27 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:49pm

    You people need to have a sense of humor. I laughed out loud.

  • 25 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:48am

    Gross. So you basically have to think about sex whenever you hear your daughters name? You're fucked up. Poor girl.

  • 22 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:54pm

    Everyone, you need to relax. She'll get him back when she tells her dad that she's actually a whore.

  • 23 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:17pm

    i have a friend who named his daughter jennalee after jenna lee jameson

  • 26 44
    Submitted by Ferry95 on Jul 23, 10 at 11:57pm

    That was an fml

  • 29 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:18am

    My dad went out with some friends to a strip club 21 yrs ago and they met a stripper named Ashley. My dad liked the name. We always tease my sister Ashley about this.

  • 21 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:50pm

    i know people who just had a kid and named him Jameson

  • 18 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:11pm

    2:08 why do you even visit this website? daddy didn't give you the "love" you needed?

  • 21 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:55pm

    I'm pretty sure donald trump did the same thing

  • 21 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:15pm

    sasha is a lovely name though

  • 28 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:15pm

    debbie did dallas san antonio and maybe parts of oklahoma

  • 25 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:16pm

    No, you can only tell her that when you're young and cool. If you're an old man, it's just fucking creepy

  • 21 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:08pm

    good one asshole i cant even believe someone would actually have sex with you let alone procreate with you

  • 18 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:25pm

    Jenna is the BEST name! You know that when your future employer looks you up on Google, they will NEVER find you cause they have to get through all the porn Jennas first!

  • 20 39
    Submitted by haha_wait_wat on Apr 29, 11 at 6:04am

    I don't think you should've named her after Tila Tequila

  • 18 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:09pm

    Poor kid... loser parents.

  • 19 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:51am

    dude, i wish my dad would think of sex every time he heard my name...

  • 17 35
    Submitted by bearhugger on Jun 15, 11 at 10:39am

    My first and middle are after two different porn stars

  • 26 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:27pm

    My names Lexi :) so I think it's an adorable name

  • 23 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:52am

    Could be worse... They might want to call their kid Eric Cartman.

  • 20 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:18pm

    hahaha...i know a couple michaels...and they're all shitheads.

  • 15 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:03pm

    now, if this theory about a name dictating the course of someone's life is true, i'm sure we can assume that everyone named mary has conceived immaculately and everyone named michael is virtuous...wait a second...

  • 20 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:47am

    That's pretty sad and the implications are kind of wrong.

  • 16 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:20pm

    Who the fuck cares!! Most fem porn stars have really nice first names. Who's gonna figure it out anyway. Do you people really think there's only one Jenna in the world??? Give me a break!!

  • 21 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:19pm

    NEVER ever tell her. That's a bit fucked up, and she won't want to know. If my dad told me that, i'd avoid the next fam reunion, def

  • 12 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:48pm

    If the kid's name is Haley Paige, then I totally know who did this text.

  • 29 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:21pm

    jenna jameson is cracked out these days

  • 14 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:23pm

    if my dad told me that i'd dress up like her and seduce him.

  • 19 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:36pm

    I like Jameson. I would name my kid after a porn star..I've met a few of them, they happen to be very nice people. Courtney Cummz, Sunny Lane, Sadie West... very sweet girls.

  • 19 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:09pm

    seriously, did you have something to say to me 1158?

  • 28 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:45am

    Uh, wow. There's a world of difference between giving a child a name because you like it and giving a child a name because its your favorite porn stars name. I pity your child.

  • 18 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 8:21am

    i named the kid belladonna

  • 14 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:18pm

    I knew a chick once,her mom named her after her favorite porn star and the kid grew up,was frequenter of the government assistance programs,a meth head,a slut, couldn't hold a job,and ended up having three kids of her own with no dad in sight ! Sweet legacy !

  • 18 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:22pm

    My kids middle name is a famous porn star but I picked the name cause it's unique and I like it ... Xiola pronounced zy-oh-la ... her first name is normal though so don't go hating on my parenting.