PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
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I love that this was probably a mass text.
Your shoes are over by the pool table
And if she wasn't picked up, she wakes up in a boat headed to Thailand.
Why are you asking for a ride home from the bar cause you're too HIGH?
Maybe she's high on something more hardcore than marijuana.
Maybe... Or maybe they just don't know how to party hard