I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
BRING THE BAGELS
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me