I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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