well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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