wanna go halves on a baby?
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
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THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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