lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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