Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
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