That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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