Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
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watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
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Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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