But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
