How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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