I feel like death gave me a hand job
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next time play chess
Should have made her break out the Lube
I believe this is also called- AIDS. Best of luck chap!!
reading this makes me think of adam corolla (voice of death on family guy) giving the bj and that is no bueno
ew..I dislike burn jobs.
that's why you don't ask 90 year olds to give you a hand job. Cold bony hands......*cold chill*
THE DEATH GRIP XO
Technically, this is both impractical and improbable. Should death touch you, you would instantly die. Basic laws of metaphysics.
unless his cock is the universal life giver and death is the only one that can give a handy without entire civilizations being born on the hand
doesn't matter, had sex (close enough).
Why were you getting hand jobs from Rick Santorum?