Please, let me fuck your mom
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
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I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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