I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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