Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
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Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
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