If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
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Be careful, she's at bars telling guys they look like you and then explaining how she wants them to fuck her.
Next time, look her dead in the eyes and maintain eye contact.
Lock the door ya sick bastard!
or at least close the door. courtesy, man.
In OPs defense mom was already in the room for the first few times
You would think she'd've learned to knock after the first time.
Maybe that's her goal
f you're old enough to move out your old enough to buy a handle with lock and use it.
Ask her to lend a hand.
1. I am female..2. The lock doesn't work :)