Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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