I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
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Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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