She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
You don't make any sense
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