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  • yeah, i'm not really that concerned about being called a whore. what can i say, it was dirty and dangerous. just how i like it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:54pm
  • i love doin dudes in the butt...whose with me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:13pm
  • falargenfadibbleknockheb!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:27pm
  • first of all, 2:00 read signatures. it's 1:47. secondly, you seem to be a manwhore, yourself, preying on girls named tiffany. smart, but still a whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:03pm
  • hahahahahahaha pa ho in dirty jerrrrzzzzz!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 8:47pm
  • 2:54 go do some kegels and tighten that shit up...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:01pm
  • hahaha. I like to imagine the friends really just sobbing. Tiffany! Stoooooop it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:51pm
  • hahaha, if that was my friend (either one) i'd be taking video and pics, that shit is gold.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:05am
  • 1:47 you sure do know how to keep it classy..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:56pm
  • Seacrets Bar and Grill is the Shit. OCMD all the wayy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:22pm
  • 1) 3:39- I think love you 2) Tiffany has been a whore name ever since Tiffani Amber Thiessen on Saved By The Bell. Every Tiffany I've ever met since 7th grade has been a whore. Same with the name Amber actually... 3) If you hate on my list I wont do anything b/c I don't care. Seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:53pm
  • i wonder if she had her pinky up and kept it classy?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:49pm
  • Yeah only people in prison poop in front of the entire room you dumb fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:29pm
  • and what makes you add "if i could even possibly have one"? believe it or not, there are guys who like girls who DON'T have sex in the midst of a party too....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:28pm
  • like nobody on here would never want to see a live porno.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:56pm
  • nice attention-seeking 1:47 #1. that's just dirt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:52pm
  • This site gets annoying from all the stupid people that argue anonymously. Real tough guys. Trash.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:25pm
  • HEY PA!! Get outta Maryland. You cant drive!... if its tourist season why cant we shoot them?? haaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:48pm
  • all i'm saying is there's nothing wrong with public displays of affection. and there's nothing wrong with putting on a show. -1:47 #1

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:53pm
  • yeah seacrets! i agree with 11:03!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:36pm
  • the friends screaming stop it are what make it funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:59pm
  • don't know what 4:19 was. censorship on a site like this is stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:50am
  • 1:49 i'm a chick. how is it cool if it's a guy? it's still someone having sex in the middle of a room. and by the way, it was awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:51pm
  • This is why people don't respect women......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:43am
  • whatever, if you met me in a bar and didn't know who i was, and if you were lucky enough that i took you home, you'd learn to appreciate my skills. and then i'd learn that you suffer from premature ejaculation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:11pm
  • 2:54pm You need to be removed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:01pm
  • in that case i assume you've never darkened the door of a strip club?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:11pm
  • ^^if you could even possibly have one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:18pm
  • i once had sex in the middle of a party on a dining room chair.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:47pm
  • hilarious scenario to picture in your head... if you're a dude

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:43pm
  • everybody fucks just like everybody poops. quit being so damned judgmental. haters.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:28pm
  • ugh i fucking hate skanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:37pm
  • 1:53 or 1:47, same skank, what time I put shouldn't matter. And yes I'm a bit of a man whore but I wouldn't be so skeezy and whorish to perform for a group of people at a party. You're gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:09pm
  • the friends crying is def what makes this text classic..bahahahaha!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:39pm
  • I'm the one who posted this...This was at his bachelor party and he is getting married in a month

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:25pm
  • Used to work at Seacrets... not the first time this has happened.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:56pm
  • Tiffany, why do you always feel the need to show EVERYONE that you don't have a gag reflex?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:11am
  • Only in OCMD why I love this town

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:02pm
  • I agree 2:12! id be pretty annoyed if someone was in the middle of the room fucking at a party

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:26pm
  • hahaha ive read this at least 10 times and i always laugh out loud. the friends crying and yelling stop it is def what makes this text. best ive seen on this site yet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:13pm
  • This right here is why I love Seacrets and all of OCMD!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:33pm
  • Haha seacrets is so dirty, I got blown in the parking lot. Love ocean city

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:57pm
  • "TIFFANY STOP IT!!!!! EVERYONE IS LOOKING!!!!! AAAGHHHHH, YOU LOOK LIKE SUCH A WHORE!!!!" ROTFLMGDAO!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 9:25am
  • i just got back from a weekend at ocmd.. this definitely doesn't surprise me. seacrets is the best.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:20pm
  • this is fucking awesome. wish i got some at a public outdoor bar while my friends just realized how dank i was

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:14pm
  • 3:40- creepy overshare, and not even the same thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 7:17pm
  • the 610 and seacrets...the classiest places i've ever been to.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:50pm
  • spend some time in russia. you'd get used to it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:17pm
  • lmfao. if i was the friend i'd just fucking leave her there and disown her. or not be her friend in the first place. what a whore it's also hilarious that they "kept" doing it.. like damn tiffany you couldn't stop though?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:33pm
  • i strongly believe that no woman is 100% straight. but in the case that you didn't go home with me, your man would.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:14pm
  • i've masturbated in the bathroom at my office more than once. sometimes you just get horny...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:40pm
  • I don't know what's worse...the fact that she did that in public or the fact that her name is tiffany...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:05pm
  • remember, a blowjob is just an up and down kiss.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:11pm
  • seacrets is the best beach bar ever. and usually the morning after seacrets kinda feels like this....EEEFFF EEEMMM EELLLLL!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:03pm
  • Really? Mods are removing posts from the site now? It's already anonymous why bother deleting posts? Fucking lame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:05am
  • if my friend was giving a blowjob in public i would laugh so hard i would pee and/or capture it on video.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:54pm
  • no, 2:51, you're wrong. having sex in the middle of a room doesn't make you a whore. being PAID to have sex in the middle of a room does

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:52pm
  • God damn, half of this shit is making me laugh haaard. My name's Tiffany :D :D :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:18am
  • wow, the whore bar just keeps getting higher and higher....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:35pm
  • sorry, he's got it pretty damn good right here, honey. and trust me, i switch teams for NO woman, especially a skeezer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:20pm
  • she said....suck it tiffany suck it for me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:52pm
  • Ocean City is the shit. But all yall damn Pennsylvanian's and Jeresyan's need to go home.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:54pm
  • Why is everyone fighting over sluty tiffanys?? We all know they've sucked a bit of dick in public... Not a shocker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:36pm
  • don't read it then, 4:25. you know people aren't going to stop.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:35pm
  • Every is Tiffany i've met IS a slut too!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:53pm
  • 1:58, the idea is that though she (1:47) may have enjoyed it, i'm sure many of the innocent bystanders did not. therefore, 1:47 is a gigantic dirtball.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:12pm
  • Lmao @ 322. I love you.. But I'd kill you if you ever came near my man. lol. And 325.. Are they still getting married? Cuz.. Ya know.. Clinton said oral sex isn't sex so its not really cheating...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:27pm
  • actually 2:26 i don't think many people minded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:48pm
  • ohhhhh cool! i didn't even need to tell you then, you already started doing them to recup' your blown-out vag!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:08pm
  • she was just jealous Tiffany got their first...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:45pm
  • Tiffany stop it........youre doing it wrong...more sack, less shaft

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:43pm
  • 12:19 it's a possibility. -1:47

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:48pm
  • is that the Seacrets in OC? hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:00pm
  • 1:47 you dont happen to be the girl I fucked on a chair in the middle of a house party do you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:19pm
  • the 610 is a great place. not trashy and not gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:13pm
  • I have a friend named Tiffany. She likes suckin dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 10:42pm
  • Yeah, disgusting whore. That's what bathrooms and back alleys are for.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:39pm
  • I giggled picturing the friends being like 'Tiffanyyyy stoppp it!' It's a really unfortunate situation but at the same time humorous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:22pm
  • 2:33, having sex doesn't make you a whore, having sex in THE MIDDLE OF A DAMN ROOM does!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:51pm
  • 1:47 don't listen to the haters (who are clearly all douchebags that could never be laid at all, let alone in public). If you enjoyed it, that's all that matters.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:58pm
  • 2:00 pm #2 the serial killing sluts thing was a little drastic and creepy yet i agree

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:20am
  • big surprise this happens in ocean city..i love seacrets but damn that place is the definition of white trash

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:10pm
  • sluts MAKE the world a better place...just sayin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:02pm
  • 1:47 If your a dude, good work If your a chick, youz a hoe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:49pm
  • God bless drunk hos with exhibitionism. Keep up the fight sisters!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:04pm
  • Love seacrets!!!

    Submitted by pandajerklove on Apr 22, 10 at 11:35am
  • hahaha 1:12am was posted at 1:12am how mad is she at her ex and men in general after a guy wouldn't hookup with her on August 15th

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:36am
  • she had better given it her best effort with an audience watching. slob that knob girlfriend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:47pm
  • They're both whores.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:44pm
  • I can hear the screams of displeasure from her friend trying to cock block

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:23pm
  • well, he may have it good, but 'good' and 'possible threesome' are very, very different.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:22pm
  • btw, all the married guys are safe from me as long as they wear their wedding rings like they should. married guys are a no go.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:28pm
  • ok well if we don't do it, we're prude, and if we do do it, we're whores. so pick one and stick with it, shut your fucking mouths, and be happy that we put out at all for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:33pm
  • sluts or not, clearly the best part about this text are the friends crying...thats just funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:38pm
  • 1:47 hahah wow and your proud of THAT. yeah people are impressed and watch you sure, but in the end they have No respect for you, just an object they can use because youre a fucking easy lay. It's so funny when people who are insecure use sexual exhibitionism to make themselves feel better. need a help hotline number? ha ha ha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:02pm
  • a blowjob is a hug.....with your mouth....theres a public display of affection for you..they were just old friends thats all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:59pm
  • 3 50 - hahaha, could not have said it any better and 4 19- hmm, you must be from the 610 because clearly your gonna defend where you live, but you just dont see it the way WE do... and we see it as trashy, and disgusting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 7:04am
  • gotta love ocean city

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:50pm
  • I've yet to meet a girl named Tiffany that wasn't slutty. "what's your name?", "Tiffany" Jackpot. 1:53pm I gotta start serial killing sluts like you to make the world a better place.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:00pm
  • seacrets, ocean city md. classy ladies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:28pm
  • @1:49... so, umm.. in your obviously enlightened opinion... if it were two guys, would they both be awesome, or just the one giving?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:17pm
  • And I like my name a little bit less. -__- PS: 1:47 would have been a ho even if she was a he.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:53pm
  • hahahahah! 3:11. good luck taking me home since i'm a straight woman. wow you know what they say about assuming.........

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:13pm
  • 3:01 i'm actually so tight that it's often hard to use more than one finger.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:04pm
  • I don't know why this pleases me so much..

    Submitted by RoffMain on Aug 15, 11 at 9:07pm
  • this would be a "Tiffany"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:53pm
  • ^^ it's alright, though. i make it happen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:07pm
  • it would happen at seacrets rofl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 3:10pm
  • amazing how double standards still exist even now ... a guy's a player and a stud if he hits it public, a chick's a slut doing the same thing. Srsly, get real.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 1:12am
  • Haters!

    Submitted by BigBounceTricity on Nov 3, 11 at 5:42pm