You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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