just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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