wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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