You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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