I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
my sisters under your porch take her home
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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