whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
They are going to name an STD after you.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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