Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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