yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Randomize
