but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
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The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
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I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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