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  • 37 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:52pm
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    you guys are all fucking buzzkills. GREAT discovery

  • 34 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:54pm
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    Cup holder? Enlighten me...

  • 32 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 3:00am
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    If you can put a cup in her vag you would get lost going in.

  • 32 17
    Submitted by waffles on Jan 12, 10 at 7:54pm
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    and smuggling food into movies!

  • 33 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 1:37pm
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    In Soviet Russia cup holders are great vaginas

  • 32 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 4:22pm
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    4:00-- what are you trying to say?..

  • 30 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 1:51am
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    your mom is a good cup holder.

  • 27 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:47am
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    OP clearly does not know a fucking thing about vaginas. Enjoy your virginity for life, moron.

  • 28 17
    Submitted by faqu_u on Jan 11, 10 at 8:58am
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    Roast Beef cup holder

  • 28 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 3:42pm
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    The Suzanne story is better than most of the drivel on this site. You don't fuck with Suzanne!! Ahahhaha

  • 28 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 4:00am
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    Omg so I totally texted David today concerning my vaginal bleeding and how I just may indeed may have had a miscarriage even though we all know I cried pregnancy so he wouldn't leave me.. Well that's the besides the point I was like "David I just bled omg what if I miscarried?!" And David said "many when we fucked last dick hit the babys head and made It explode. N" Omg what an insensitive bastard. I think I will break his forehead with my gucci heals

  • 28 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 1:26am
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    how the fuck stretched out is that vagina.ohh

  • 29 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 12:20am
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    12:17....you are beyond disturbing! Seek help!!!

  • 25 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 12:06am
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    Good thing your mouth is a great cum recepticle!

  • 23 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 1:24am
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    Your mom is a good cup holder

  • 23 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:23am
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    4:00 go fuck yourself. You fail at life so you try to hieghten your self esteem by trying to convince people over the Internet that your some rich lady when in essence your probably just have a miserable life and fuck this david guy because he pays the bills on your trailer

  • 24 20
    Submitted by Baconator on Jan 11, 10 at 11:07pm
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    im ashamed to be a fellow 717 because of you...vags hold things...but not cups

  • 24 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 8:11am
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    4:00 I seriously doubt you own anything gucci. You can't even type a paragraph.,I doubt you have any skills. Unless you're a hooker..which, again, doesn't take much skill.

  • 26 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 3:46am
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    And I was like "oh my god I am a fucking retard named Suzanne who makes up lame stories about myself on tfln because I have no friends, I look like a pig, and David's fucking my mom."

  • 22 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 12:55am
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    That child molesting shit is sick. Do the world a favor and slit your own throat for even thinking that twisted shit!

  • 26 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 12:14am
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    What the he'll is this supposed to me?

  • 24 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:48pm
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    Ohhh hell NO! HELL NO. Not funny. That's disturbing.

  • 18 15
    Submitted by outkastedskater3 on Jan 14, 10 at 1:08pm
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    really 717? really? oh wait. I forgot... thems cuntry folk outside.

  • 21 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 4:21pm
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    Cup-- no, to wide. No fun. Penis-- I'll use your holder any day.

  • 13 10
    Submitted by Fucksovietrussia on Jul 6, 10 at 1:01am
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    Fuck soviet Russia

  • 21 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 2:11pm
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    ugh. wtf?!

  • 15 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 4:12pm
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    137--fuckin awesome XD

  • 19 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 1:29am
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    this is like the lamest first page of tfln ever

  • 21 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 12:05am
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    Kthxbye is a reference to LOL cats which is freaking hilarious

  • 20 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:38pm
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    right? I wonder why no one ever thought of that. that's right. cuz it's stupid and ur an idiot.

  • 20 29
    Submitted by drpeppermd on Jan 11, 10 at 11:50am
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    wtf? they're great cup holders if you're doing a headstand, but that's about it.

  • 22 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:39pm
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    This is just crass. Not funny at all. Kthxbye

  • 19 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 3:09am
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    All, "oh my god". Then David asked me out and I was like, "Sure!" you don't mess with Suzanne, bitch.

  • 18 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 7:41am
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    In soviet Russia. You put drink in vagina.

  • 19 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 1:38am
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    Lame, York county! Lame!

  • 19 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 12:48am
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    um...that is fucked up. let's use dicks as bait for rats now :]

  • 17 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 12:26am
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    Don't encourage the sick fuck. Ignore him and he may go away.

  • 10 12
    Submitted by barbie26 on Mar 15, 10 at 4:00pm
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    Guess nobody heard of a divacup

  • 18 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 12:37am
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    I'm glad you are pathetic enough you have to make up stories like that for attention 12:17. Just do yourself a favor and hang yourself on that rope over there. P.S. What a retarded text. Remember a year ago when this site was funny?

  • 16 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:41pm
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    kthxbye? are you twelve?

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