i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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