Duck Duck Cougar?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
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