He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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He must be waiting for Arthur to pull it out because all the other men in town couldn't
To a horseback rider this is highly amusing. Excalibur also happens to be the most popular brand of sheath cleaner used on male horses every month at least. Oh the imagery..
that's because whoever pulls him out of you will become the next king of England
Please use impale in sexting later!
Sure he wasn't talking about his sex calibre?
EXCALIBURRRRR! EXCALIBURRRRR! From the United Kingdom, I'm looking for heaven. I'm going to Californiaaaaaaaa!
Guess he pulls out when others can't!