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  • He must be waiting for Arthur to pull it out because all the other men in town couldn't

    Submitted by heinlienwins on Jan 9, 11 at 9:42am
  • To a horseback rider this is highly amusing. Excalibur also happens to be the most popular brand of sheath cleaner used on male horses every month at least. Oh the imagery..

    Submitted by xandrasm on Jan 10, 11 at 3:34am
  • that's because whoever pulls him out of you will become the next king of England

    Submitted by eyezofnight on Jan 9, 11 at 11:08am
  • Please use impale in sexting later!

    Submitted by smashley_s on Jan 9, 11 at 9:43pm
  • Sure he wasn't talking about his sex calibre?

    Submitted by Thepresident on Jan 9, 11 at 12:56pm
  • EXCALIBURRRRR! EXCALIBURRRRR! From the United Kingdom, I'm looking for heaven. I'm going to Californiaaaaaaaa!

    Submitted by Gleicheniaceae on May 21, 12 at 4:38am
  • Guess he pulls out when others can't!

    Submitted by Michguy on Jan 9, 11 at 12:28pm
  • @thepresident bahaha

    Submitted by taylortunetracy on Jan 9, 11 at 5:22pm