You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
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You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
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All you need to know is that isn't jizz
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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