It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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