How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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