this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
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My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
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some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
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