In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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