just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
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He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
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My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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