I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
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i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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